Danielisms

• Dad: We have to take the new dog to "doggie school"Daniel: Will there be desks?
  
• "I'm riding his cocktails."


• "Do you still have all your molars, even the smart ones?


• Daniel: Dad, have you ever cried when you were over, like, 40?
  Dad: I don't think so. Why do you ask?
  Daniel: I was just wondering. To see if you've had any disappointment in your life.


• "Dad, I wish your mother was still alive. Then we would have two Nanas and they could both spoil us."


• While Practicing his Violin: Dad, I'm having trouble with my G-String.


• Commenting about the actors in a movie that was not animated: They're in skin.


• Daniel: Did the British wear red?Dad: Yes, they wore red coats and that's why they were called Redcoats. But the colonists didn't wear uniforms.Daniel: Did they wear barrels?


• In the midst of Dad reading Old Yeller: We should call Dad Old Yeller. He's old and he yells a lot.


• Seeing wild turkeys in the yard fly up into a tree: I thought they were flightless birds.


• To Mom as they are passing a Dunkin' Donuts: I don't want the dunk, I just want the donut!


• Dad: I want to have a lesson with you today.Daniel: Not this morning. I'm working on some serious inventions.


• Daniel: I hate brushing my teeth.Dad: It's important to take care of your teeth. Remember that Bubba wears dentures? It's because all those teeth fell out.Daniel: How much money did he get?Dad: What do you mean?Daniel: Didn't he put them under his pillow?Dad: I don't think so.Daniel: He should try that.


• February 24, 2009, Daniel lost his first tooth: "Dad, do I need to brush this one?"