Playboy Bunny

Molloy went to use the toilet yesterday. When she was finished I told her to wipe her bottom. She asked me to do it for her, but I insisted she show me that she can do it. So she stood, wadded up a ball of white toilet paper, and reached around behind her. After a few seconds she brought her hand back around front, but it was empty.

I asked her where the toilet paper went and she looked at me with a silly smile. I looked behind her and the ball of paper was sticking out her butt like a little cottontail.

Dad: "Why did you leave it there?"
Molloy: "So the poop can get in it."