Wake-Up Call

by Dad

Every weekend I wake up
and hear a lot of noise
I come downstairs to check it out
and find out it's the boys

I try to tell them to be quiet
but they do not hear me
They jump and wail and scream at me
they surely don't endear me

Eventually they get themselves
in lots of senseless trouble
Sometimes they make me angrier
and then I make it double

Someday they'll learn to wake up right
and let their parents snooze
But the way it's working now
is making everybody lose