Molloyisms

• Molloy's Father's Day card was signed, "All my love, Molloy."

   

  Dad:  All your love?  I get to have ALL your love?  What about mom, she doesn't get any?
  Molloy: Well, you get all of half my love.  And at the next Mother's Day I'm going to give her all my love.
  Dad: So then I won't have any anymore?
  Molloy: It's going to be new love.
  Dad: Really? Where are you going to get all this new love?
  Molloy: From friends and family.
   
• Molloy: Have you ever been a secret agent?
  Dad: I can't tell you because it's a secret.
  Molloy: Have you ever been an agent?

• Dad: I didn't buy it because I only have so much money.
  Molloy: But if you have SO MUCH money, why didn't you buy it.
  
• Dad (in a sing-song voice): I'm the best daddy.  I'm the best daddy.
  Molloy: What about your dad?
  Dad: Well, I guess they're all kind of good.

• Molloy: I need some thinking lessons.

• Dad: Once Mom and I were married we could start our family.
  Molloy: And then the babies come that same day?
  Dad: No, they come after that.
  Molloy: The next day?
• Dad: Make sure that when your boyfriend wants to marry you that he comes and talks to me first.
  Molloy: But you'll be dead, I think.
• Dad: When you have your own holiday tree, what will you put on the top?
  Molloy: Love.
• Molloy: Does the tooth fairy trust god?
  Dad: Huh?
  Molloy: It says, "In God We Trust"
  
  She was reading the money she had just received from losing her first tooth.

• Molloy: Dad, my name is not Molloy.Dad: What is it then?Molloy: It's SqueakSqueak.Dad: I see.Molloy: My other name is Squawk. It's Squawk SqueakSqueak.Dad: So shouldn't I call you Squawk?
  Molloy: No. Squawk is for Svetlana. We don't use that.Dad: Oh, I get it.Molloy: But you can call me Squeak.
  


• Molloy (in a restaurant): "What kind of milk do they have?"Dad: "Let's see, they have cow's milk, goat's milk, cat milk, elephant milk..."Molloy: "Wait a minute, elephants don't lay milk."


• Dad: "What's that?"Molloy: "A medal."Dad: "Wow, what did you win?"Molloy: "A medal."


• Molloy: "Dad, you're good at ironing. You're good at all flat things.Dad: "Really! What other flat things am I good at?Molloy: "You're good at checkers.


• I'm trying to think of something but the channel in my mind keeps changing to bagels."


• To Dad: Can I trade one of my stuffed animals for YOU?


• Dad: Molloy, please don't sled over that edge of the hill.
  Molloy: Why? There's no dying things down there.


• Dad: What do you think your husband is going to be like?Molloy: I think he's going to be like you.Dad: [Smiles broadly!]


• "Standing on one foot next to someone is hard...if they're loud!"


• "I'm the slowest poke."


• "I know how to spell DVD."


• Dad: What do you think the sun is made of to keep us warm?
  Molloy: Hot water?
  Dad: No. Can you think of something else that is hot?
  Molloy: Hot stuff?


• "I can say "fast" really slowly."


• Molloy: Dad, I love you so much.Dad: Really!Molloy: So much that I can't even stop loving you.


• Molloy to her Grandfather, Bubba: Why is your face all cracked?


• Dad: Molloy, stop running in the restaurant!Molloy: I'm not, I'm speed-walking.


• "Dad, can you be all polka-dotted?"


• "Dad, can you draw heaven for me? I don't know what it looks like."


• "Two words, Dad: I like you. No wait...three words: I love you."


• Dad: I'm glad you're in our family
  Molloy: I'm glad you married Mom, and I'm glad Mom married you.




• Dad: I just asked you a thousand questions and you didn't answer any of them.Molloy: That's because I'm a lady.




• Mom: Why can't everyone be like you?Molloy: Because I need brothers.




• Molloy: Can I be a surfer when I'm 19?Mom: Yes.Molloy: With both feet?


• "Dad, why did Mom name you Steven?"


• "Daddy, I love you. I wish you could fly."


• "My tummy has a headache."


• "I have tons of nothing!"


• Dad: Ahhhh!!! It's a monster!!Molloy: I'm just your kid, Dad.


• "The toilet is not flushing. It needs new batteries."




• Molloy: Dad, will you read to me?Dad: I can't. I don't have my brain with me right now.Molloy: Here it is! I kept it in my heart for safety.


• Cheering for her brothers during hockey clinic: Go hockeyers!


• "I've got to be kidding me!"


• "How old are my tippy-toes?"


• Molloy: Is Mom married?Dad: Yes, she's married to me.Molloy: Are you married?Dad: Yes, I'm married to MomMolloy: (Giving me a big hug) I'm also married to you because I give you hugs and kisses.


• "Dad, do you know what color my brain is?"


• "Why do we have shoulders?"


• That's COLD heat!"


• "Do oranges have teeth?"


• Molloy: Are you going to tickle me?Dad: Yes.Molloy: Is it going to be all tickly?Dad: Yes.Molloy: Am I going to laugh?Dad: I hope so.


• Dad: Lev, if you do that again I'm going to spank you.Molloy: Yes, do that!


• "Mom, you're a really good driver. I'm not. I crash into cars and trucks."


• When Dad was fitting Daniel's hockey helmet: Is that so he won't bonk his head and hurt his so cute nose?


• "Why don't Dads have hair?"


• Molloy: Dad, when am I going to be dead?Lev, interjecting: We don't know. You'll find out when you die.


• Molloy: Dad, will you play with me?Dad: I'm sorry, Sweetie. I have to work all day today.Molloy: Forever?


• "I'm Superdog. You can be Superdog Daddy and mom can be Superdog Mommy, and I'll be Superdog Sister."


• "I don't say "um" anymore. "Um" is for yoga."


• "I have to put my hood on so my brain won't get chilly."


• Molloy: Dad, I like you because you're different.Dad: Different how?Molloy: Because you have pee on your back. Not real pee, but P of the letter.Dad (wearing nothing with any letters): Oh...OK. Thanks.


• With arms stretched out in front of her; "I'm Super Molloy!!!"


• "Why don't I have just one leg?"


• Mom: You weren't alive yet when we bought our house.Molloy: Was I killed?


• When asked to leave the bathroom so she wouldn't see Daniel's bottom when he showered, "But I've seen his highness."


• "When I was a baby, I was small, like my leg."


• Mimicking Gilligan before diving face-first into the sand at the beach, "I'll save you, Skipper!"


• "Don't be 'dicalous!"


• Standing naked in front of her open dresser: "I'm looking for cute stuff."


• Molloy: Can I go to America?Dad: You're in America.Molloy: Oooh! I like America!


• "If I could, then I could. If I can not, then I could not."


• With her shirt pulled up over her head: "I'm Woman-in-Hood!"


• "I LIKE melted water!"


• "I'm Teflana Molloy"


• Petting our dog, Lila, after she came in out of the rain: "Her fluffy is wet."


• "That boy was hiccing cups."


• Molloy: I have a boo-boo. See the little dot on my finger? I need a boo-boo bandage.Dad: It's OK, there's no blood.
  Molloy: It is blooding! I'm going to blood. Why are you laughing? I'm going to blood later.


• Dad: What's your name?
  Molloy: Molloy.Dad: It's Svetlana. Svetlana Molloy.
  Molloy: And your name is Svetlana Dad.


• Molloy (pointing to Dad's foot): Dad, is that your foot?
  Dad: Yes, that's my foot. But this other one isn't mine. I don't know whose it is.Molloy: It's Nana's foot.Dad: Oh, I must have taken it with me the last time we were there. I'll bring it back when we go visit her again.
  Molloy (pointing to Dad's zipper): Is that your pee-pee?
  Dad: Please don't touch my pee-pee.
  Molloy: It's Nana's pee-pee.


• Molloy: I'm a how-a-do-it.Mom: You KNOW how to do it.Molloy: Not NO how-a-do-it, I'm a how-a-do-it!


• While getting dressed and putting on her underpants, she exclaimed, "I'm like a superhero!"


• "Mom, my pee is hot! Please fix my hot."


• Molloy: Dad, will you bring me up a bed?Dad: I'll bring you up TO bed.
  Molloy: I have ONE bed!